Thursday, September 17, 2009

State Wildlife and Fisheries to Oxford: Check Yourself

Before you wreck, uh, everything, you morons.

So last week, the powers-that-be here in the Ditch decided it would be a fabulous idea to arm a group of 20 self-appointed super hunters to gun down deer within city limits for such egregious offenses as daring to eat plants to sustain themselves. I know the parents in Grand Oaks subdivision were super thrilled that bow hunters would be slinging arrows of death around their children to make the world safe for shrubbery.

Turns out: that is a monumentally stupid idea, even according to the state of Mississippi.

As the Tupelo Daily Journal revealed today,
the Mississippi Department of Wildlife, Fisheries and Parks said, and I'm paraphrasing here, "Oh no, they din't."

So, great move, new mayor. Way to ring in your term.

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