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Whoa, Mule

2009-12-17T06:40:00.001-08:00

Gov't Mule plays the Lyric for what will most likely be the first awesome Rock Show of the new decade on January 27. The last time I remember Mule playing around here, the band was in its nascent stages. Warren Haynes and Allen Woody were still playing in the Allman Brothers and the Mule was their side band. This was 1994. I remember the year because on the night Mule was playing, I was in Memphis watching the Rolling Stones play at the Liberty Bowl, back when they used to have concerts there and all the big stadium tours would come to Memphis. It was the Voodoo Lounge tour. Wikipedia tells me the date was September 27.

The Mule show was a late night show at The Turning Point on the Lafayette-Panola county line. Blues Traveler had played earlier that night at whatever the Library was called back then. Traveling back from Memphis, The Counselor and I spotted the commotion and the crowd on highway 6 and pulled in to see the best Rock Show we saw that night.

Afterwards, we stood in the muddy driveway that led up to the rambling plywood shack called The Turning Point and passed around a bottle of wine and listened to Warren Haynes tell us that he was thinking of making this band a full-time gig.

Here's a shaky video of the Mule doing "Broken Down On The Brazos" from their new album, By A Thread. The video is taken from the same vantage point I'll be watching them from next month:

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Feast Farmers' Market in Water Valley

2009-11-21T15:58:00.001-08:00

Come gather local honey, preserves and pickles, eggs, breads and pies, produce and more in Water Valley on Tuesday, Nov. 24th, from 3-6pm at the WVMSA office (207 N. Main Street right across from where the summer farmers' market is held. There will be a sign in the road!).

Take the opportunity to check out our Main Street and its new coffeeshop, Main Attraction; get a milkshake in the old-fashioned Turnage Drugstore; and if it's after 5, head to White Star Tavern for some pool and beverages.

2009-11-20T11:00:00.000-08:00

THURSDAY NIGHT

2009-11-19T07:55:00.000-08:00

A hell of a lineup on the Thursday before Thanksgiving. The only trouble will be deciding on who to see. We have "Machine Gun" Kelley and the G-Men at Rooster's and T. Model Ford at Parrish's. Not to mention Cowboy Mouth at the Library. I'm leaning toward "Machine Gun" Kelley tonight, a terrific new band in town fronted by Kelley Norris, and then sliding over to Parrish's to see the old man play some gritty blues. Next week will be slow, so enjoy the Ditch tonight.

Claudia Cardinale

2009-11-17T10:17:00.000-08:00

Today's Hollywood can keep all the stickly thin, Botoxed women they want. I'll take the real women of 1960s cinema every time. How can you even compare today's actresses with Raquel, Pamela Tiffin, or the great Claudia Cardinale?

Claudia was almost superhuman in her heat and sexuality. If you need more than the photo above, make sure to check her out in Once Upon A Time in the West, 8 1/2, and the super kitchy Don't Make Waves with Tony Curtis.

There's a Claudia Cardinale fest on TCM tonight. I think the three films represent a nice assortment with her in a seminal western, a Fellini film, and then pure camp. Also highly recommended: The Professionals. A terrific gritty Western where I have no doubt men would risk their lives to save her.

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Rockabilly pianist Smoochy Smith at the Powerhouse Tuesday

2009-11-02T07:20:00.000-08:00

On Tuesday from 7 - 9pm the Powerhouse, Oxford's community arts center, will host a "Rockabilly and Liquor" edition of its Troubadour Lounge series featuring Sun Records recording artist Jerry Lee "Smoochy" Smith. Also performing are Oxford's own Jimmy Phillips and Donovan McCain, who is leading the house band. The event, which costs $7, will also include tastings of Jeremiah Ward Sweet Tea Vodka and Catdaddy Moonshine.

Smith, born in 1939, began working with Carl Perkins when he was just 14, and first recorded for Sun a couple years later with Ken Parchman. He also recorded with artists including Ace Cannon, Billy Lee Riley and Warren Smith. In the early '60s he was a member of the Stax group the Mar-Keys, who had the hit "Last Night." In the '80s I remember being impressed by Smith's frantic piano work when he was touring with the Sun Rhythm Section, a group of rockabilly veterans that also included Sonny Burgess, Paul Burlison, Stan Kesler, and J.M. Van Eaton. Here's an article about Smith by Bob Mehr in the Commercial Appeal.

Here's some video of Smith in action.

Smoochy Smith from Southern Folklore on Vimeo.

COOTERS HALLOWEEN SHOW

2009-10-30T13:48:00.000-07:00

Hell, yes. What could be better than a kick-ass rock 'n roll show with the Cooters on Halloween night? The boys will be at the Two Stick tomorrow night for what should be a wild show.

If you don't know the Cooters than you haven't been in The Ditch long.

But this is a little explanation from their myspace page:

The highway: you know, that striped concrete abomination between roadkill and chugged beer bottles, leading from the middle of nowhere to everywhere. Well, The Cooters are on it. They're on it more than other bands because they're from Mississippi, where rock and roll begins and ends. They're not from California, not New York City, not even Nashville, but from Mississippi, where you have to drive to make ends meet. These boys are used to drivin' long hours and workin real hard to get their music to the people.

The Cooters run the gamut of rock and roll styles; playing everything from punk to metal, making pit stops at all points in between.

The Colonel Reports to Proud Larry's Tonight

2009-10-30T13:13:00.000-07:00

Ok. So it's a crummy, rainy night in the Ditch. But a fantastic show at Larry's. Col. Bruce Hampton and The Quark Alliance arrive in town. Nothing like good music and cold beer to make you feel good.

Col. Bruce Hampton has been making music since he formed his first band in 1963. Col. Bruce has been in constant motion ever since leaving a trail of memorable live performances with his many bands, including The Late Bronze Age and Col. Bruce Hampton and The Aquarium Rescue Unit.

Along the way he appeared in the movie "Sling Blade" as the poet and band manager Morris and starred in Mike Gordon's cult classic "Outside Out" as a mystical guitar 'out'structor.

Since 2006, The Colonel has been playing a unique blend of blues and jazz with his band Col. Bruce & The Quark Alliance, featuring Kris Dale (bass), Perry Osborn (guitar) and Duane Trucks (drums).

Still rolling down the road, Col. Bruce continues his quest for the tonal center at each exit #6.

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CHERRY PICKS FOR FRIDAY NIGHT

2009-10-16T06:59:00.000-07:00

According to our friend, Cherry, there are two great shows well worth the cash: Hill Country Review at Larry's and Wiley and the Checkmates at the Library. She recommends checking out both shows, maybe get in a solid blues groove at Larry's and then slide over to the Library for some Southern Soul with Mr. Wiley.

KENNY BROWN -- TONITE AT ROOSTERS

2009-10-15T09:29:00.000-07:00

Kenny Brown grew up in the hill country of northern Mississippi and knows the region's music well. As a 10 year old, he learned to play guitar from his neighbor Joe Callicott, and has played with Mississippi Blues Masters ever since. Kenny's musical style has been influenced by Jr. Kimbrough, Fred McDowell, Jessie Mae Hemphill, & Muddy Waters to name a few. He played with R.L. Burnside for 26 years, and over the last few years he has traveled all over the world spreading the North Mississippi Hill Country sound. -- http://www.myspace.com/kennybrownmusic. Music starts at 9 p.m. on a rainy Oxford night.

Loup Garou Lives!

2009-10-15T08:51:00.000-07:00

In a land far, far, far away, the Loup Garou has reemerged. Thanks to the Tupelo Film Festival gang, we're just one week away from the screening of Micah Ginn's "Night of the Loup Garou", a B-movie styled horror romp filmed primarily in Taylor

Micah Ginn is going to be in attendance to talk about the film. Also, Tupelo Film Commissioner, Pat Rasberry, has agreed to award a prize to whoever shows up in the best costume.

The price for the event, held at the Tupelo Link Centre (1800 W Main) on October 22 at 6:30pm, is only $5 and includes complementary popcorn and soda.

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THOSE DARLIN'S TONITE AT LARRY'S

2009-10-03T10:17:00.000-07:00

Those Darlins are a pop group, if they are any one thing, which doesn't mean anybody with ears can't hear the country and rock 'n' roll in their sound and stance. Or maybe this trio of young women, who live a long stone's throw from Nashville, Tennessee in the college town of Murfreesboro, are punks straight out of London or Cleveland, 1977.

Informed by Nashville and its intersecting indie, pop, and country scenes—and aware of the twisted tradition of Appalachian roots music that stretches back beyond the Carter Family, Those Darlins are, nevertheless, not of Nashville. They write their own songs, record in New York City with producer Jeff Curtin (whose credits include Vampire Weekend's debut), and talk convincingly about female empowerment, music history, and egalitarian ideals of performance and business. And, in practice, they are rockers. In the backyard of their shared suburban house—which is littered with musical instruments and cast-off whiskey bottles, they stick wires in the spindle holes of old LPs, hang them from the magnolia tree, and shoot them with BB guns. They're good shots.

-- www.proudlarrys.com

2009-10-02T16:56:00.001-07:00

TONIGHT ONLY -- INTRUDER RETURNS!

2009-10-02T07:34:00.000-07:00

October 2, 2009: 60th Anniversary Screening of Intruder in the Dust, at the Lyric
7:00 p.m., $35/person (bundles of 10 tickets discounted)

To commemorate the anniversary of Intruder in the Dust, based on the novel by William Faulkner, the Oxford Film Festival is hosting a special screening of the film, on loan from MGM, at the Lyric Theatre, site of the 1949 premiere.

Local filmmaker Joe York’s documentary about the making of the film on location in Oxford will also be a part of the program. (Read more about that film here.) Special guest star Claude Jarman, Jr., Academy Award winner for The Yearling (Best Juvenile Star, 1947), will share his memories of being the teenage star of Intruder in the Dust.

This gala evening will begin with a reception catered by James Beard Award-winning chef John Currence. The menu will include many of the selections from the original cast party in 1949. Following the screenings, musical performances will close the night.

Schedule of Events

7:00-7:30 pm Reception for sponsors and ticket holders, catered by John Currence
7:30pm Premiere of Joe York's documentary about the making of Intruder in the Dust
8:00pm Watch the film, Intruder in the Dust, with Q&A following with Claude Jarman, Jr.
9:45pm Musical performances, TBD

Sponsorship opportunities are still available!

Please contact us at 877-560-FILM for more information.anceled. Apologies for any inconveniences.

Water Valley This Weekend

2009-09-29T07:07:00.000-07:00

The last Farmers' Market of the season!

Saturday, October 3rd, 8am-12pm: Farmers' Market Fiesta and Antique Tractor Show
Downtown Water Valley under the Magnolias on Main

-last farmers' market: Brown Family Dairy, dressed quail, local honey, and more!
-potluck party: bring a dish or just yourself!
-antique tractor show: pre-1970 tractors from Yalobusha County

Sponsored by the Water Valley Main Street Association (www.watervalleymainstreet.com)

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Kitty Snacks Kegger #2

2009-09-24T08:09:00.001-07:00

Kitty Snacks #2 Release Party!

Tuesday, September 29 at 8 p.m. at Southside Gallery on the Square in Oxford with an afterparty at Ajax Diner right down the street at 10 p.m.

Readings by John Brandon (Arkansas) and Mary Miller (Big World), short films, raffles and booze at Southside Gallery from 8-10 p.m.

Admission: 10 bucks (gets you a limited copy of the magazine, free booze, and a raffle ticket)

The afterparty will start around 10 p.m. at Ajax and will feature Oxford's best country band Cowboy Maloney's Electric City...and it's free.

So come to Southside to get a copy of the magazine, mingle, drink, hear some readings, watch some films, and hang out. Then head down the street to Ajax for some music and more booze.

Kitty Snacks #2 features work by:

Mary Miller
John Brandon
Leni Zumas
Kevin Wilson
Ryan Dilbert
Suzanna Best
Krammer Abrahams
Savannah Louise
Isadora Bay
Ben Segal
Howie Good
Meg Pokrass
Phil Estes
Jimmy Chen
& Hastings Hensel

a comic by Kent Osborne

interviews with filmmakers Ross McElwee,
Matt Wolf, and Matthew Robison

art by Len Clark and Josh Burwell

If you can't make it to the party you can purchase a copy online at kittysnacks.blogspot.com or at Square Books.

Shannon McNally news

2009-09-24T08:07:00.000-07:00

Shannon McNally interview Sunday September 27th on Mississippi Public Radio at 3 p.m. http://www.arts.state.ms.us/podcast/index.htm

Shannon will be discussing her new record 'Coldwater' and life in Mississippi with Malcolm White.

BLUES LEGEND SAM CARR DIES

2009-09-24T07:15:00.001-07:00

Sam Carr, RIP

Sep 22nd, 2009

by Scott Barretta.

1 comment

photo by Bill Steber

I’m sad to report the death on Monday of veteran Clarksdale area drummer Sam Carr, best known for his work in the Jelly Roll Kings together with Big Jack Johnson and Frank Frost. He had been ill for a long time, and died of congestive heart failure. A biography I wrote of Carr is at the website of the Mississippi Arts Commission.

Drummers and bassists generally don’t get the acclaim received by vocalists and lead guitarists, but in his final decades Sam and his wonderful skills were widely celebrated. In 2007 he was awarded a Mississippi Governor’s Award for the Arts, he was featured on the cover of Living Blues Magazine, he received multiple Living Blues awards and was a multiple nominee for W.C. Handy Awards (now Blues Music Awards), and for the last several years the Hopson Plantation in Clarksdale honored him with “Sam Carr Day” on the Sunday after the Sunflower River Blues & Gospel Festival.

He was also honored on a Mississippi Blues Trail marker in Lula, not far from his longtime home in Dundee, and was in attendance at the unveiling of a marker in honor of his father, blues legend Robert Nighthawk, in Friars Point.

Sam was one of the few drummers who continually captured my attention during performances, and he was by no means flashy, though he did sometimes demonstrate his skills by playing on the wall behind him. In the last couple years Sam generally lacked the energy to play for an entire evening, but he was always impressive when he did come on to the stage. He was scheduled to perform next month at the Arkansas Blues & Heritage Festival in Helena, where he had played the blues since he was a child. He’ll be greatly missed.

PUERTO RICAN PUNKS INVADE OXFORD

2009-09-24T07:00:00.000-07:00

The Davila 666 show tonight is one of the most anticipated of the fall here in The Ditch and should prove to be a wild, noisy, kick-ass night at the Blind Pig. The garage rock band out of Puerto Rico lists their influences from Iggy Pop to Lil Wayne with a little Bob Dylan thrown in. They calls themselves "Menudo on a lot of drugs.'' But if you listen to them play -- plenty of clips on youtube -- they prove to be a lot more interesting to that. Show starts late night on a rainy eve. Plenty of good cold beer on tap and loud music to shake away the gray days this week.

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State Wildlife and Fisheries to Oxford: Check Yourself

2009-09-17T11:28:00.000-07:00

Before you wreck, uh, everything, you morons.

So last week, the powers-that-be here in the Ditch decided it would be a fabulous idea to arm a group of 20 self-appointed super hunters to gun down deer within city limits for such egregious offenses as daring to eat plants to sustain themselves. I know the parents in Grand Oaks subdivision were super thrilled that bow hunters would be slinging arrows of death around their children to make the world safe for shrubbery.

Turns out: that is a monumentally stupid idea, even according to the state of Mississippi.

As the Tupelo Daily Journal revealed today,
the Mississippi Department of Wildlife, Fisheries and Parks said, and I'm paraphrasing here, "Oh no, they din't."

So, great move, new mayor. Way to ring in your term.

2009-09-14T22:32:00.000-07:00

SQUARE BOOKS 30TH ANNIVERSARY

2009-09-13T11:05:00.000-07:00

Stop by Square Books on Monday night for a 30th Anniversary party featuring many local authors and plenty of booze. Three decades in the book business is quite a milestone and an even bigger deal with one of the best independents in the nation. Starting at 6, there is a short reading of a poem/story/essay about Square. The reading will be followed by a documentary on the Howorths and the bookstore. The film by Joe York is just terrific and funny and should be the highlight of the evening along with some Four Roses -- the official bourbon of William Faulkner.

2009-09-08T08:31:00.000-07:00

Real Southern Movies

2009-09-01T07:07:00.000-07:00

The other day I heard that the city of Oxford was trying to lure Hollywood back to the Square with tax breaks and other incentives. It's been some time since they shot Intruder In the Dust -- a real classic -- and with some of those good incentives, we might just see a return of shooting in and around the city.

My only hope is that we don't find filmmakers who want to make films like Time to Kill or Fried Green Tomatoes with that ole cornpone quaint South that only exists in the minds of outsiders. I'm no fan of it in fiction or film.

I long for the great Southern films of the 1970s. Can anyone forget The Bandit racing through Oxford and saying how the girls loved him at Ole Miss?

But Smokey and the Bandit only continued a great tradition of B-movies and television of that period that many have forgotten. Everyone remembers watching Dukes of Hazzard but how many recall Six Pack Annie?

It seems many of my favorites starred the great Burt Reynolds. If you haven't seen Gator or White Lightning you've really missed out.

The films of this period showed the grit and realism of the fading South I remember as a kid. This is a world of muscle cars, beautiful girls in hot pants, and dusty back roads.

Forget the sippin' sweet tea on the porch swing with your momma. I want to hear the sound of big engines rev up on the Square. Where's Burt when you need him?

Top 5 Burt Reynolds Southern Classics (Anyone up to organize a Burt Fest at the Lyric next year? It's about time.)

5. Longest Yard
4. Deliverance
3. Gator
2. White Lightning
1. Smokey and the Bandit

2009-08-31T07:44:00.000-07:00

Weekend roundup

2009-08-30T20:02:00.000-07:00

5 Things I am loving about this Velvet Ditch of ours this weekend:

1. Naked lady runs around the Water Valley Farmer's Market
2. The new Rock Star Taxi with themed vans and costumes (A-Team driven by a Mr. T look-alike)
3. Oxford Music Festival highlighted all the best this town has to offer.
4. A new corn dog stand in the smelliest alley in Oxford.
5. Not Oxford - but the Como Blues Trailer marker unveiling and the Otha Turner Fife and Drum Picnic. Take the Blues Trail and discover some great music history in our state.

2009-08-30T17:39:00.000-07:00

Otha Turner picnic, marker unveiling this weekend

2009-08-28T11:46:00.000-07:00

The Otha Turner fife and drum picnic takes place tonight and tomorrow night, and tomorrow (Saturday) at 11am there'll be the dedication of a Mississippi Blues Trail marker in honor of Turner and the African American fife and drum tradition in downtown Como. For more information and directions to the picnic go here.

OXFORD MUSIC FEST THIS WEEKEND

2009-08-28T06:50:00.001-07:00

The 2009 Oxford Music Festival is being hosted by various Oxford Musicians and other local personalities, and is intended to showcase the wide range of musical talent that defines the Oxford music scene.

Many of Oxford's most talented bands are scheduled to play at two venues over the course of THURSDAY, FRIDAY and SATURDAY. These bands represent many different genres from outlaw country, punk/metal, hill country blues, rock and roll, to bluegrass.

These are the Oxford musicians that make our town so cool and unique! SUPPORT LOCAL MUSIC!!!

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Admission: $30 package for all 3 nights!! @ www.thelyricoxford.com

Thursday (8:00-1:00)- Proud Larry's - $10

Friday (6:00-1:00)- The Lyric Theater- $15

Saturday (5:00-12:00)- The Lyric Theater- $15

There will be food and art vendors and band and festival merchandise will be sold as well, so bring some cash.

This years schedule:

OXFORD MUSIC FEST 2009
Thursday – August 27, 2009 (Proud Larry’s)
8-8:20 Kelley Norris
8:20-8:40 Moon Pie Curtis
8:40-9 Brad Hayden
9-9:40 Hemptones
9:50-10:30 Live Donkey Show
10:40-11:30 Jay Lang & the Ringers
11:45-12:45 Zoogma

Friday - August 28, 2009 (The Lyric)

6-6:30 Stork & Nick B.
6:30-6:50 Young Buffalo
7-7:30 Shannon McNally
7:30-7:45 St. Andrew
7:45-8:15 Sleepwalkers
8:20-8:50 Avenue Hearts
8:55-9:35 The Cooters
9:40-9:55 Patrick McClary
9:55-10:40 Charlie Mars
10:40-10:55 Afrissippi's Guelel Kumba
10:55-11:40 Jimbo Mathus & the Tri-State Coalition
11:40-11:55 Tyler Keith
11:55-12:50 Colour Revolt

Saturday - August 29, 2009 (The Lyric)

5-6:00 Stork & Nick B.
6-6:30 Silas Reed
6:35-7:05 Sleeping Bulls
7:10-7:40 Kill the Ego
7:45-8:15 Sanders Bohlke
8:20 -9:05 Balance
9:10-9:55 Rocket 88
10-10:45 Mayhem String Band
10:50-11:50 Kudzu Kings

2009-08-27T11:17:00.000-07:00

If you have yet to see Joe York's latest short documentary, you can see it below. Titled "Cud," York and the Southern Foodways Alliance take a look at the cattle industry. The Western Diet is starting to get more attention as the health insurance issue is on the center stage. If you missed, Food, Inc at the Amp, then at least get a taste of what is being talked about in York's doc. Of course, I don't have to mention as a film, it is well done.

CUD from Joe York on Vimeo.

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WV Farmers Market Today!

2009-08-19T07:33:00.001-07:00

Wednesday Farmers Market in the Valley!

Hey, Everybody!

Don't forget that this afternoon, rain or shine, the Water Valley Farmer's market will be set up under the magnolias on Main Street & we've got melons of all shapes and sizes, fresh tomatoes, homemade breads, fried pies, okra, peaches, green beans, peppers, purple hulls, and fresh hen eggs.

4pm-6pm!

Buy American! Buy Mississippian! Buy Yalobushian!

See you there!
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ASK JOE THE BARTENDER

2009-08-17T07:47:00.000-07:00

Joe returns this week to answer some of Oxford's most pressing questions. Forget therapy, forget your life coach . . . Joe will set all your problems straight.

There is this guy at my gym who always farts when he’s on the treadmill. I try and move but it’s getting to be ridiculous. Do I say something to him?

Dave, 23. Memphis

It's obvious this guy is extremely inconsiderate so saying something to him would be futile. Go take a shit in his gym bag.

Joe, I fake it with my husband all the time. Should I feel bad? Lately I’m just not into it.
-- Nameless, 29. Oxford

You shouldn't feel bad at all. More than likely he's pretending you're someone else. Maybe you should do the same.

What are your top five beers?
-- The Velvet Ditch

Chimay-Red Label. Shipyard Prelude, La Fin Du Monde, Guinness, and Budweiser.

Joe, I hooked up with a real ugly chick the other night. The problem is that I see her every weekend at the Grocery. How do I play it off without being a dick? -- James, 33. Oxford

It's practically impossible. Unless she's stalking you, there's no reason to be a dick. Get one of your buddies drunk enough to [Velvet Ditch inserts: "make love to"] her and he'll take on the brunt of the embarrassment.

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Mini escape into Tupelo underground

2009-08-07T10:43:00.000-07:00

If you are looking to escape Oxford for a night, head underground into Tupelo for the first ever Tupelo Underground Film Festival.

On Saturday, August 8th - at GOODTIME CHARLIE'S in Tupelo beginning at 5 p.m. for only $5, get admission to all the films, an art show and good food and beer. The house always has a $1 draft special going. It is a non-smoking environment (due to local laws) with an outdoor square for smoking.

This is an all-ages event. ID required to drink.

The lineup will include:
Features -
"In A Trice" - dir. Glenn Payne/Derek Payne
"Visioneers" starring Zach Galifianakis - dir. Jared Drake
"Teenage Tupelo" - dir. Mike McCarthy

Shorts -
"The Shovel" - dir. Stephen Lehman
"The Mistake" - dir. Michael Williams & April Wren
"The Collectors" - dir. Daniel Lee
"Walk Away" - dir. J. Alec Hawkins
"Cookies & Milk" - dir. April Wren

Music videos-
"H.P. Lovecraft" - Cockfight Club
"Freedom Slave" - Ukajie
"18 With a Bullet" - Fingers Like Saturn
"Work for the Gooch" - The Cooters (flimed at the infamous Court St. Billiard Hall)

Artists will include Josh Rhudy, Jessica Harbin, Stephanie Bray, Stephania Rajacich, Virginia Robinson, Glenn Payne and more TBA!

Good Time Charlie's is located at 2901 Eason Blvd, Tupelo MS 38801

The tentative timeline for features is:
5 pm - In A Trice
7:30 pm - Visioneers
9:30 pm - Teenage Tupelo
with shorts in between and brief intermissions

Filmmakers scheduled to attend: Glenn & Derek Payne, Ken Calloway, Mike McCarthy, Michael Williams, April Wren, Daniel Lee, J. Alec Hawkins, Russell Fox

SUNFLOWER BLUES FEST LINEUP

2009-08-07T10:32:00.000-07:00

22nd Annual Sunflower River Blues and Gospel Festival
August 7-8-9, 2009

FRIDAY, AUGUST 7, 2009
Main Stage - John Lee Hooker Lane
4:15 pm	Delta Blues Museum Band
5:00 pm	Bill Perry
6:00 pm	Razorblade
7:00 pm	Guitar Mikey with Nellie Tiger Travis
8:15 pm	Nathaniel Kimble
9:30 pm	O.B. Buchana

SATURDAY, AUGUST 8, 2009
Main Stage - John Lee Hooker Lane
1:30 pm	George Horn and South of Memphis Band
2:30 pm	Eddie Lee Coleman Band
3:30 pm	Wesley Jefferson Southern Soul Band
4:30 pm	James "Jimbo" Mathus
5:30 pm	Homemade Jamz
6:45 pm	Sam Cooke Presentations, Early Wright, Julius Guy Awards
7:00 pm	James "Super Chikan" Johnson
8:00 pm	Cedric Burnside and Lightnin' Malcolm
9:15 pm	Bettye LaVette

SATURDAY, AUGUST 8, 2009
Acoustic Stage - Issaquena & Blues Allwy Othar Turner Acoustic Stage - Inside Clarksdale Station (Historic Passenger Depot)
9:00 am	Foster "Tater" Wylie
9:35 am	Robert Belfour
10:05 am	Eddie Cusic
10:35 am	Pat Thomas
11:05 am	T-Model Ford
11:35 am	Big Jack Johnson
12:05 pm	Shardee Turner & the Rising Star Fife & Drum Band leading procession to the Main Stage

SATURDAY, AUGUST 8, 2009
Sunflower Riverwalk Park Acoustic Stage No. 2 - Third & Sunflower
1:15 pm	Charles Fowler
2:00 pm	Arthneice "Gas Man" Jones
2:45 pm	Bill Abel & Cadillac John
3:30 pm	Terry "Harmonica" Bean
4:15 pm	Jimmy "Duck" Holmes
5:00 pm	Kenny Brown
5:45 pm	Johnny Lowbow

SUNDAY, AUGUST 9, 2009
Gospel Main Stage - Civic Auditorium - West Second & Leflore
4:00 pm	Christopher Coleman
4:25 pm	Voices of Joy
5:00 pm	Chapel Hill Men's Chorus
5:40 pm	The Myles Family
6:15 pm	Carla Taylor
6:50 pm	Vincent Tharpe & Kenosis
7:25 pm	Billy Rivers & Angelic Voices of Faith
8:00 pm	Maurice Griffin
8:40 pm	Jessica Reedy

TYLER KEITH SOLO GIG/BLIND PIG HAPPY HOUR

2009-08-07T10:18:00.000-07:00

Tonight at 5:30 -- or somewhere about then -- you'll find the legendary Tyler Keith playing a solo show at the Blind Pig. These smaller and more laid-back performances without the Preachers Kids or the Apostles tap the real artistry in Tyler's music. The songwriting is great, played on acoustic or powered by electric and Budweiser. Hope to see you there to support one of the leaders of today's garage rock scene.

Sunflower River Blues and Gospel Festival

2009-08-06T08:39:00.001-07:00

I won't bother reposting the whole thing here, but I've got an extended preview of this weekend's Sunflower River Blues and Gospel Festival in Clarksdale at my Highway 61 blog.

Thanks to this week's sponsor -- "Puppets For Jesus''

2009-08-05T18:02:00.000-07:00

All of us at the velvet ditch gratefully appreciate the support of the folks over at Puppets For Jesus. A little silly voice offering words of wisdom should never be scorned, says my sock puppet Larry -- a real sinner in my eyes.

$5 COVER MEMPHIS

2009-08-05T17:37:00.000-07:00

For those who missed the recent MTV docu-soap on our brothers and sisters up in Memphis, I highly recommend you check out the entire series now online. We're lucky enough to see many of these performers on the Square or on short drive up to the Bluff City. If you're not lucky enough to live in the Ditch, the show demonstrates that the MidSouth/Memphis continues to thrive. Directed by Memphis's own, Craig Brewer -- the man behind "Hustle and Flow'' and "Black Snake Moan.''

Head on over to Five Dollar Cover Memphis.

From Dirty South rap to garage rock to blues, the city has it all.

2009-08-03T14:32:00.001-07:00

2009-07-31T11:24:00.000-07:00

Loup Garou Hunter Opens Up

2009-07-31T07:15:00.000-07:00

On Monday the truth of the loup garou legend will be unveiled at the Lyric theater on the Square. Captured on film, the "Night of the Loup Garou" tale is sure to terrify. On the eve of the big hunt, I had the opportunity to meet one of the main players in this sordid werewolf story, Ernie Sokolov.

Ernie is known as Russia's premiere big-game hunter. He will soon travel to Taylor to hunt the nightmarish beast that has been slaughtering cows. Ernie talked to us about Oxford women, Russian discos and this Dax Wingo fellow that knows a thing or two about loup garou. After reading the Q&A below, join us on Monday at 7 p.m. at The Lyric. You may even get a chance to meet Ernie, that is, if the loup garou doesn't get him.

Q: Ernie, I've heard much of your accomplishments as a hunter. Tell me, what is your secret?

A: I have no secret that I share. I use only machete and mind of hunter. I become animal.

Q:How did you become involved with the loup garou hunt that is about to take place in Taylor?

A: I am hired by Dr. Doug Clark. He is not so simple to think we make friends with The Beast. He knows to understand it, we must kill it. Then you look down at dead beast and say, “You think you smart? I urinate on your head.”

Q: Do you believe in the myth of the loup garou or is it just some crazy kids?

A: I have seen The Beast. It is very real, my friend.

Q: We've heard rumors of this Dax Wingo fellow. What do you know of him? Is he just a nut job?

A: Dax Wingo is not a man. He likes to prance through woods with his New York glasses, say “look at me, I’m so smart pants.” And then he poop pants when the beast comes. I say nothing else.

Q: If the loup garou is real, how you do propose he can be captured and will it be alive?

A: He can not be capture alive. I will kill him, drink his blood, and make head into hood ornament to my Hummer.

Q: Tell me how you made it to America? You are from Russia, correct?

A: I get plane ticket from Doug Clark. I work as security at – how you say? – disco in Moscow. I am bored. He say, “Come kill beast,’’ and say, “Ok, I kill beast.’’ He pay me in Levi blue jeans and cigars.

Q: Is your family still in Russia?

A: My mother. My father was eaten alive by wolves when I am boy. This was a bad day. I no like wolves.

Q: How have you enjoyed your time in Mississippi so far? You have been preparing for the hunt in Oxford correct?

A: The Southern women like my hat and glasses. They like when I talk of The Hunt. I may buy one and take her back to Moscow to work in disco and dance on pole.

Q: What are your plans after the hunt? Will you leave the U.S.?

A: I have timeshare in the Ukraine. I get some champagne, cigars and relax on my new Loup Garou rug. Remember, what I say before hunt: It’s time to rock ‘n roll like the Mickey Mouse!

WATER VALLEY WEEKEND

2009-07-30T15:05:00.000-07:00

As most of y'all know, this weekend is the Watermelon Carnival in Water Valley. There's a ton of activities going on around town starting with the opening for the 4th Annual North Mississippi Regional Art Show at Bozarts Gallery on Main Street. The opening is from 6-9 on Friday night. Anyone can stop in, socialize, have a snack or two, and maybe even buy some art! Fireworks will be that night, too.

Then on Saturday morning be sure to head down to Main Street and check out all the locally grown produce that Water Valley's very own gardeners and farmers have to offer. Figs, fresh eggs, squash, onion, peas, snaps, fried pies, corn, 'maters, preserves and jellies, you name it! The prices CANNOT be beat. You basically have to buy the whole place out to use up a twenty. The Farmers Market is from 8 til 11 and there's free coffee for all y'all early risers.

It's a fun weekend so y'all come out and enjoy our town!

-- Water Valley Main Street Association

Great Shows for the Next Three Nights in Oxford

2009-07-30T14:25:00.001-07:00

Tonight, one of my favorite bands, Jimbo Mathus & the Tri-State Coalition plays Rooster's. I'll be back and forth between that and the Rolling Stones Tribute Show (and Jim Dickinson Benefit) at Proud Larry's. Jimbo will playing that show tomorrow night (it runs through Saturday night at Larry's).

Go to Stones Tribute Show details >>

The Eric Deaton Trio plays the tribute show tonight at 10:45. One of the songs he'll be doing "Little By Little" which was the B side of the Rolling Stones "Not Fade Away" single in 1964.

"Little By Little"

2009-07-29T11:06:00.000-07:00

JIM DICKINSON ROLLING STONES BENEFIT

2009-07-26T20:14:00.000-07:00

A hell of a show this weekend, kids.

Chico Harris presents at Proud Larry's
WILD HORSES COULDN'T DRAG ME AWAY: Oxford Rolling Stones Appreciation Shows
A benefit for Jim Dickinson's medical expenses
THIS Thursday, Friday and Saturday, July 30-31 & August 1, 2009
Oxford, Mississippi

The Stones shows at Proud Larry's originally were meant to publicize the Mississippi Music and Musicians Appreciation Hall. But Mississippi musician and producer Jim Dickinson, frequent Rolling Stones producer, suffered a heart attack in May and has had a rough time recouping after triple-bypass. As he tries to get well, he's facing a mountain of medical bills. Help give back to a man who's given all of us here and throughout the world, such great music.

* Find the entire story printed in The Local Voice at www.thelocalvoice.net
* Tickets: www.proudlarrys.com/

Performance schedule
Thursday, July 30th

9:40 Kelley Norris
"Wild Horses"

9:45 Mark Adamec
"Out Of Time"
"As Tears Go By"
"Sister Morphine"

10:05 Jesse Coppenbarger
"Some Girls"
"Sing This All Together"
"Ventilator Blues"

10:25 Shannon McNally
"Fool To Cry"
"Emotional Rescue"
"You Can't Always Get what You Want"

10:45 Eric Deaton Trio
"You Got To Move"
"Can't You Hear Me Knockin'"
"Carol"

11:05 Young Buffalo
"Salt Of The Earth"
"Beast Of Burden"
"Sympathy For The Devil"

11:25 Big Rig
"Get Off My Cloud"
"Tumbling Dice"
"Sweet Virginia"

11:45 Bass Drum Of Death
"Jumping Jack Flash"
and two more

12:05 The Sleepwalkers
"Tops"
"Stupid Girl"
"Monkey Man"

12:25 Tyler Keith and the Apostles
"Star Star"
"It's All Over Now"
"Satisfaction"

Friday, July 31st

10:00 Balance
three songs

10:20 Kenny Brown
"It's All Over Now"
"Stop Breaking Down"
"Little Red Rooster"

10:40 Jay Lang & the Ringers
"Sympathy For The Devil"
"Not Fade Away"
and one more

11:00 The Gants
"Satisfaction"
"Jumping Jack Flash"
"The Last Time"

11:20 Gunboat
"She's a Rainbow"
"Waiting On A Friend"
and one more

11:40 Rocket 88
"Honky Tonk Women"
"Brown Sugar"
"Angie"

12:00 Patrick and the Oxford Tongue & Lips
"Can't You Hear Me Knocking?"
"Loving Cup"
"100 Years Ago"

12:20 Jimbo Mathus & the Tri-State Coalition
"Slave"
"Shine A Light"
"Wild Horses"

Saturday, August 1st
10:00 Saint Andrew
"Let It Bleed"
"Monkey Man"
"Mothers Little Helper"

10:20 Kelley Norris & the Glimmer Trio
"Dead Flowers"
"Shake Your Hips"
"Stop Breaking Down"

10:40 Ape Champ
"Under My Thumb"
"Ruby Tuesday"
and one more

11:00 Karlish, Caldwell and Colburn
"Start Me Up"
"Gimme Shelter"
"Paint It, Black"

11:20 Garry Burnside and the Burnside Exploration
"Wild Horses" (with Kelley Norris)
and two more

2009-07-26T09:39:00.000-07:00

WV Farmers' Market, July 25th

2009-07-24T12:24:00.000-07:00

Come downtown to Water Valley for

fresh figs and the season's last blueberries
country eggs
produce of all kinds
porch furniture handmade by Bill Forsyth
fried pies and fresh-baked breads
sweet pickles, jams, jellies, and preserves
Mississippi-grown apples
melons
and probably more.

We'll be downtown from 8am--11am!